RULES OF THE HAUNTED HOUSE

Greetings! Welcome to our humble haunt.  I am your host you’re GHOST HOST, so glade you could join us!  Proof of the living is so rare.  For everyone’s enjoyment and personal safety there are a few simple rules, anyone caught breaking these rules will be promptly escorted off the premises.  Where you may end up is anyone’s guess.  Hmmmm

Oh!  And one more thing: Generous souls are encouraged to leave a donation to the charity on your way past the collection box. Yes, they work strictly on donations so any hallow puken give will be GRAVE-ly appreciated.  Unless you'd rather give an arm and a leg.  HA hA ha ha!

Thank you for coming to our haunt, and from all of us spooks to all of you,
HAPPY HALLOWEENnnnnnnnnn……….